Wednesday, April 23, 2008 ++
Random words from my 5-year-old nephew
I can't remember myself being like this when I was 5.
We were cleaning up the table after lunch... Suddenly he asked me
Him: Tita, baket ganun? wala ka pa inuuwi na boyfriend mo?
I just stared at him [syempre, di makasagot ang beauty ko] and he's really serious with his question. WTH.
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I woke up late one day, and I wasn't in the mood to eat breakfast [pancit canton and wedges of boiled egg... my sister's creation] I was lying in the Cleopatra at the living room and he was watching cartoons
Him: Tita, bakit ayaw mo kumain?
Me: Ayoko ng itlog ngayon e. Wala ako sa mood.
Him: Ha?! baket? Siguro may baby sa tiyan mo no? Alam mo ikaw, ilang araw ka na di nagkakain. May baby ka nga siguro.
Like.. What?! My sisters who heard the conversation were laughing their asses off in the kitchen and teasing me. I was forced to eat. Grr.
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He was drawing a mouse because he really liked the ratatouille PSP game. Then he was asking my sister to help him label the parts of the mouse. I was just sitting there watching them. I thought he was finished labeling all the parts when he approached me.
There was one part left...
Him: Tita! Anu ba spelling ng Ears?
Me: *through gritted teeth* E-A-R-S
Haha.. Only a few can understand that last one. But it's so random for him to ask me that last part and of all the part of a rat, ears pa. Puwede naman tail or what, pero it has to be ears.
Haha.
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Anyway, Last sunday when we went to hear mass
He was sitting with my other sister when he removed his shoes.
My sister saw kisses [as in ung nababalitang nanganganak pag nilagay sa bulak] inside his shoes.
She asked him why are there kisses in his shoes to which he replied:
"Para mabango ung sapatos ko tita! Tingnan mo tong kabila meron pa..."
My sister, his mom, doesn't have a clue where he got that idea from...
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